May 2012
avatarstateyipyip: pizzaforpresident: So in one week we’ve got three cannibal cases in Florida, a man spitting blood all over a highway patrol officer, another man disemboweling himself and then throwing his intestines at two police officers, and a woman beheading her infant and eating it’s brain…….
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That awkward moment when two people are making out...
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Zombie apocalypse coming soon
laughterkey: sourfruitlyman: stfuconservatives: missworded: ihopericksantorum: 5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash 5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International Airport
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jumpshot
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That awkward moment when you get hit by your own...
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When my mom is baking and asks if anyone wants to...
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Do not flirt when you’re in a relationship.
angelwinged: raguterojovannee: Just don’t. I mean if you’re in a relationship, it’s not cute or funny in any way for you to go off and flirt with someone else. You’re with someone who is possibly hurting or jealous, because you go off and do such things. Sometimes, this person you’re with will say it’s okay, but it’s because they put up with it, only because they adore you to pieces, they...
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I like these.
sueting: I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box Dear person I hate, Dear person I like, Dear ex boyfriend, Dear ex girlfriend, Dear ex bestfriend, Dear bestfriend, Dear Santa, Dear mom, Dear dad, Dear future me, Dear past me, Dear person I’m jealous of, Dear person I had a crush on, Dear girlfriend, Dear boyfriend, Dear_____,
May 27th
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WHY IS SCHOOL NOT OVER YET?
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Anonymous asked: WOW @ tumblrdatinggame(.)com WTF is this.. my little brother's roommate is on this and I think I saw you too lol
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WatchWatch
badtvblog: This is the American Idol finale I did not edit this. This is really how it aired. I would not lie to you ever.
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me after running for one minute: i'm still alive, but i'm barely breathing
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I'm trying to keep us from becoming strangers..
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A short horror story:
where did the spider go?
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What I want to do when people smoke near me.
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Lizzie McGuire: Mom, I really want you to know I appreciate everything you do for me.
Thats So Raven: Because if you haven't noticed, people come in different shapes and sizes and they're all beautiful.
Shake it Up: I could just eat you up... well, if I ate.
May 23rd
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Friends that you can call family.
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