April 2012
I want to go back when
damnitsjosh:
rap was poetry, not shit
young females looked adorable, not sluts
there was class, not swag
cartoons were good, not stupid
toys were bought from Toy ‘R Us, not the Apple Store
we drank soda, not beer
we took vitamins, not drugs
dates meant movies, not sex
beauty was real, not photoshopped
what we feared about highschool was homework, not drama
we went to parties, not...
March 2012
How to blow a bubble:
omghilariousblog:
Step 1: First go like this
Step 2: Spin around
Step 3: STOP!
Step 4: Double take 3 times; 1…2…3!
Step 5: Then Pelvic Thrust!
Step 6: Stop on your right foot, DON’T FORGET IT!
Step 7: Now it’s time to bring it around town.
Step 8: Then yo do this, then this, and this, and that, and this, and that, and this.
Step 9: THEN…!
Thats how i do it….
Hit for...
I hate that I like you.
saraahhhsays:
because I don’t know if its worth it or not. I don’t know if I’ll get hurt or not. I don’t know what to say to you. I’m so lost.
Friend: You could do it you know.
Friend: Take off from Tumblr, go outside.
Me: I wouldn't make it 5 minutes
stages of friendship on the internet
Stage 1: Hi! How are you today?
Stage 2: lol ok hi sup
Stage 3: LOLOL OK WOW HAHA
Stage 4: oHTFSKJSFN FOFd OD SDJ uR KIDDING lOL SFDKSHD I CANT lliTERALLY SCrREAMING I loVE U OMfG
president snow: you deliberately defied the capitol by making a mockery out of our games. what do you have to say for yourself?
katniss: yolo